MATTv.34 Is Complete

MATTv.34 Is Complete

So after days/weeks/months/years of tweaking (depending on when you start counting), MATTv.34 is ready to be released to the public.  Special care went into this new version…as the developers saw numerous opportunities for improvement from the v.33 model.  What are those improvements you ask?  Continue reading for a little sneak-peek at the release notes…

The major enhancements to the all new v.34 of MATT are highlighted in this diagram:  CLICK HERE

But the developers and designers really wanted to explain their motivation for the new model.  You see, they feel that MATTv.34 has the potential to revolutionize what it means to be a father and a husband.  Their design points to an enormous upside with very little negative effects.  Just take a look at some of the key enhancements:

  1. Enhanced patience
  2. Less yelling
  3. Play more
  4. Exercise!

…and the list goes on and on.  A word of warning though…v.34 does not function well under the following conditions:

  1. Lack of rest
  2. Running behind schedule
  3. Lack of moo-lah

Trust me…the developers are HARD at work trying to make some last second adjustments for the above warnings.  For the time being, it’s just best to just let v.34 work out his issues.

So without further ado…we bring you MATTv.34 We hope you appreciate all the time and effort put into this release – and we have extremely high hopes as to how well this version will perform.

Thanks for your time and support :)

6 Comments

  1. Matt,

    You crack me up. I liked all of the Matt versions that came before v.34, but have to say that I am anxious to see how this one compares to the others!!! :)

    Happy birthday my love!

  2. Your tweet from the other day now makes sense!!! Sneaky…

  3. Molly

    Happy b-day Matt! Hope it’s a great one! I might need to talk to your product developer on working the ‘patience’ thing for MY next model.

  4. Mom (a.k.a. Grandma)

    Happy Birthday!! You said yesterday your baby was 2..well my baby is 34! I am so proud of you and love you so much. I am always amazed at your creativity and sense of humor! I do agree with your sweet wife about loving all the past versions……..well, maybe v.17 was a bit off ;) Have a wonderful day and year. We are all very lucky to have you as a part of our lives. Love, Mom

  5. rusty

    Happy Birthday! Enjoy your day!

  6. With the happiest of birthday wishes to you! Here’s to v.34, may he be as user friendly and easy to navigate as ever…enhancement happens. Have a splendid natal day!

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